Southwest Airlines rap

Tired to listen to the boring flight announcement again and again? This video is for you!

This is flight 372 on SWA
The flight attendants on board serving you today
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and Im here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first things first
Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst
But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars
If a monster energy drink is your plan
Thatll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can
We wont take your cash, You gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon then thats fantastic
We know youre ready to get to new places
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat on a row with an exit
Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you
If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your electronic devices
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up
Press the button to make the seatback raise up
Sit back relax have a good time
Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme
Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard